Woody

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!

Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.

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Freak Boy

A person who appears to be super intelligent on first impression, but when you get to know them is actually as thick as carbonised dog turd. They also make a habit out of eating their own bogeys during lectures.

Lecturer: Today we will be discussing neo-classical communist practice, in a marxist, pre-trade unionalised, collective bargaining Keynesianist economy.

Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................

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Pub Golf

The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.

The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.

Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.

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Throw A Dippy

To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)

Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?

Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.

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Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

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Gak

Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.

Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?

Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!

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Filth

Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.

Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.

Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.

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