turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

Bad Drivers

People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.

Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.

Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.

These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.

wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.

I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.