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Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
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When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it
man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!
wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY
i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4
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deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles
Keith layed down for the night not knowing that greg had been their earlier, POO NOODLES
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A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.
Yeah, I can see it all over your face.
When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good