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The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.
Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He's gandering at you!
Girl 2: What!?
Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM!
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n. Time to muff dive. Orig. What does a turkey say? "Gobble gobble." This phrase comes from the worse movie of all time, Gigli, in which J-Ho spreads her legs and says...
It's turkey time--you know, gobble, gobble.
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When an individual, usually college age politely requests for his/her roommate to leave the room for an hour so that he/she may masturbate without worrying about being walked in on, thereby enjoying the privacy and peace of mind needed for a good masturbation session.
Dude, it was like 4 in the afternoon and I was doing my work when my roommate barged in and told me to leave the room because he needed his erwin time.
The first time he had erwin time in a month, Derek squirted such a big load that he ended up needing to clean his keyboard and his whole desk area
She hadn't been with a guy in like three months so she decided to go erwin time on her roommate
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9.50am/pm is known as Cowboy Time, because if you sing ten to ten' repeatedly, to the tune of Rossini's William Tell Overture, it sounds like the theme tune to the Lone Ranger.
Chap 1: "What time is it?"
Chap 2: "Cowboy Time."
Chap 1: "Cowboy Time?"
Chap 2: "Yeah, ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten, ten, ten! ;-)
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The closing minutes of a blowout game, when the starters have left and the bench players are playing out the clock. Usually refers to basketball, but can be used in other sports. See garbage man.
Of course Darko scored 13 points last night. It was in garbage time, dumbass!
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Putting the roach of your joint/blunt in the middle of a bowl sticking erect and packing your green around, after the prep is complete fire that shit up starting on the roach and cheif the bowl with the roach burning and wait till it reaches the green then. . . boom!
damn bro id say about one or two more hits till that time bomb hits boom
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The best show ever that can only be explained in one word that still isn't good enough, AWESOME.
We can't get home to late because then we might miss the best TV show in the world, Adventure Time.
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