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A TF2 freak created by STblackST, and is commonly seen stomping people as a oversized boot, or kicking asses back to russia
“This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia.
When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy
I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it
A color/skin tone that has been created in the U.S. by people of varying ethnicities having children together. Their children could call themselves this instead of "mixed," "biracial," or "two or more races"on forms. It has no negative connotation whatsoever.
Madison: Have you seen Angelina's baby?
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!
When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.
Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight
A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others
"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."
A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.
Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo”
The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.
“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”