Cottage Cheese Arse

So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese

Please don't wear leggings anymore it looks like someone poured 10lbs of cottage cheese into a 5lb bag. Thats a cottage cheese arse right there

Shitty Arse

Used to describe everything in the world

that girl looks shitty arse

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arse pole

A clever term invented by myself and a friend during an extremely uninteresting French lesson at our bleak little school (Granville Community School in the heart of Woodville). It is the phonetic equivilent of arsehole, but is someone with 1) A big fat cock up their arse, 2) A lampost or something of equal size up their arsehole.

Wow, Josh Khan! You're a stoner AND an Arse Pole!

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Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed.

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.

"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

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Dribbley Spunk Arse

The feeling after sex when sperm runs out of your vagina.

I hate it when you get dribbley spunk arse in Tescos

Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.

Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!

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Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"