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The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018


Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.

Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.

by Chorbashi November 1, 2020


respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.

Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

by noneofyourfuckingbusness May 12, 2012


asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 15, 2021


ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."

A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.

by Josty2001 January 8, 2018


Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

by Marlbanda October 27, 2018


cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.

My friend is a real cuddly asshole

by Yaka the magnificent April 27, 2016