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A little gay jealous idiot whom left me without telling me.
By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.
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national boyfriend day is april 10th on this day you have to show appreciation to your boyfriend .
alice: whats today ?
neymar: national boyfriend day
alice: okay thanks
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A really stupid term people should stop using.
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
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Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
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June 10, National Boyfriend Day, a day to celebrate the man that has made your life the best (or the worst). Really just a celebration for love! (With a man)
John, today is National Boyfriend Day! I love you.
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A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.
Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"
Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
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its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend
girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure