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a youtuber who exposes people and hates his friend
p1: Do u watch optimus?
p2: no
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2 inch nostrils
Hey there! I just had a threesome tonight, 2 guys nose fucked me through my 2 nostrils and it worked!
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The Optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman's vaginal region, places his lips down on her labia and mutters "Roll Out" in a deep voice. This usually results in a instant orgasm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.
Female: Hey baby, I'm tired of the Shocker, the Annihilater, and the Devastator. Try something new.
Male: *Thinks of Transformer named Devastator* Can I try the Optimus?
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The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the early 1990's until late 2002 when radio shack changed over to name brands Such as RCA, Sony, Pioneer, etc...
Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge sale on most of there Optimus Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette Players, Turntables, etc...
Ight Dogg, It's still Realistic but I can dig that brand...
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An action in which a person accidentally creates the worst possible outcome for itself.
"Dude, don't optimus yourself."
"Damn, he optimused himself."
"He just pulled off an optimus on himself."
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John "Optimus Dime" Wall. Point Guard for the Washington Wizards.
Bumblebeal: fully repaired Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Dime: Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebeal: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Dime: If that is his choice
Otto Porter Jr.: Yes.
Leader of the Autobot wordTransformers/word. He is wise, just, skilled and capable of transforming into a giant red truck and drivin' about. Died in Transformers: The Movie, but came back twice.
We should all try and be like Optimus Prime.
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