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Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings”
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
When someone thinks they're slaying, but they ugly af
"Bitch, your not cute.
The used of cuteness to achieve personal gain .
It shares similarity of "puppy face" & "spoiled" where the user pretends to be cute and innocent leaving the victim vunuable to say Yes to everything .
Sis cute trip dad to buy her a new car again. That spoiled brat .
A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.
“Aww look at that blue blob!”
“I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”
Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.
“Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”
Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.
Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.
Obviously a reference to the cutest boy on the planet: Theodor
Girl: *Sees an absolute cutie patootie walking by*
Boy best friend: *Speaks quietly* OMG who is that cute boy over there?
Girl: *whispers back* I think that's Theodor. People say he's the cutest boy on the planet.