eating fist

Eating fist is the non nasty way of saying I suck did and I like it, unless you are younger than 9 or in a fight it's OK.

Man I like eating fist bro, how 'bout you ?

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closed fist slap

A punch.

When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.

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double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

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Fistful of Man Dollars

A euphemism for masturbation. Dollars equate to a "wad of cash" or simply, a "wad". And having a fistful of such is to have a firm grip on your "wad", or to be in the act of resurrecting the one-eyed yogurt slinger.

After hours of watching erotic film, Terrence got a fistful of man dollars and then slipped into a sweet sleep.

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whiskey fist

I don't know, but it makes a squelching sound.

I was trying to say whitney fisk, but all I came up with was whiskey fist.

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fist full of piss

When you fill a beer bottle with piss and give it to a drunk friend unknowingly they drink it and beat the shit out of you

Tristan:hey did you hear what happend to Charlie?
Karissa:yea he got a fist full of piss

fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with

Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.