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Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
A particular football team that has excessive penalties.
The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.
British slang for the Europa league.
Liverpool are playing thursday nights football this season
Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.
Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)
A pack of wild animals that will beat you no matter what cause. These mother fuckers have zero tolerance for any type of loss in their whole life. Even saying the team’s name sends a shiver down anyone’s spine in fear that their team has to face another loss.
“Yo! You heard about Billerica Football?”
“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast”