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When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.
I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!
When you and one of your friends are sittin in a Taco Bell and some dude is on a date with his girlfriend and she looks at you and your friend and her boyfriend looks back at you like you can't see him or something and he looks at you like "what the fuck are you looking at?!" You and your friend get up and both instantaneously punch him in the back of the head and knock him out in his food and walk out. His girlfriend wont say a word.
Last night we were at Taco Bell and Dillon and Aaron gave some faggot a Taco Bell Grande.
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A school of about 1,800 filled with a wide variety of students; ranging from outstanding athletes to a spectacular speech and debate team to your average adolescent drug dealer. Surrounding schools such as fruita are bitter and jealous, and will do anything in their power to try to beat the Tigers. They still cant.
"Dang, those Grand Junction High School kids sure are better than us"
"I wish I could go to Grand Junction High School"
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When all the available missions in GTA are tough ones so you're basically stuck.
Guy1: Fuck! I'm playing Vice City on my PC, and I'm in a fucking Grand Trap Auto!
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
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An island suburban community located between Niagara Falls and Buffalo, New York. A boring little burg that can only be accessed by aging, massive old bridges that are under a constant state of repair. Inhabited largely by nigger rich dagos and polacks, white trash and "new money" from Riverside or Tonawanda. It's home to a shabby 1970's Holiday Inn haunted by a little she-bitch ghost and "Fantasy Island", a run down amusement park. There's no mall or theater but lots of apartment complexes and overpriced housing subdivisions (and the "projects" a '50s leftover tract of dumpy duplexes). Largely overrun by out of control spoiled brat kids that can neatly be categorized in three groups: wiggers, jocks or freaks. You can usually find them running amok in the hand me down Lincolns or Cadillacs their parents give them, in search of drugs in Niagara Falls or just wreaking havoc on "The Island".
Billy's dad was promoted to foreman at the Tonawanda Engine Plant. Now Billy's family is gonna leave the Falls and buy a ranch-house on Grand Island New York. Good thing Billy's mom is a meth-head, they'll fit right in!
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An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.
Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!
Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)
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