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A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
When there's a girl who is way too gorgeous standing in the music room looking out of the window. When you see her you get so nervous and your arm twists. Sometimes you see her in the hallway with her gorgeous chapped lips and her friend with the gorgeous hair and her other friend with the tissue stuck to her foot and you cry because they're way too gorgeous and you're nothing of the sort compared to them. OH MY GOSH! STUNNING! BEAUTIFUL!
"Did you see the gorgeous girl in the music room?"
"Yeah she was looking way too gorgeous"
Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....
Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...
Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
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A "severe" roach infestation.
There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!
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When you insert a Cadbury cream egg into the anus of a man, crack it by flexing the sphincter, and fart the contents of the cream egg onto another man's face.
Me and Gary got drunk at the bar on Easter and I gave him a St. Louis boiler room!
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The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
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The comeback to when a dumb pedophile says age is just a number
Guy: The fuck are you doing with that kid?
Pedo: age is just a number
Guy: Prison Cells are Just Rooms *calls the cops*
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