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Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 19, 2006

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Internet Troll

A person, often hiding behind a fake name and a fake photo who derails the topic by attacking the commenter and/or changing the subject. A troll is different from a participant in a conversation who disagrees with a post or article and sticks to the topic presenting their opinion in a respectful way. They often use personal attacks, bad language and lack of respect toward participants while adding nothing to the conversation at hand.

A post on sexuality.

Commenter A agrees with 3 points made but disagrees with 4 points made.

Commenter B agrees with all points made.

Commenter C agrees with no points made.

Internet Troll attacks Commenter C with name calling and bad language. Tries to get Commenter D E & F on board.

Commenter C asserts that rhey like the discussion but percieve it differently to the poster because of...

Internet Troll: 'You're a dumb **** You're an ***** You're lying. You're projecting. Attack, derail, attack, derail, attack

by Feminista October 12, 2014

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internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

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internet explorer

Malware that takes up space on your computer after you use it to download Firefox or Google Chrome.

Guy 1: "What web browser are you using?"
Guy 2: "Internet Explorer."
Guy 1: "That is not a web browser. That is malware."

by DekuLink July 28, 2010

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Internet explorer

One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.

Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.

by robcraine September 23, 2005

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Internet Explorer

The WORST BROWSER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
There Is ONE Use For IE :DOWNLOADING FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres An Example:Internet Exploder 6.66 (And Every Other Version As Well) Is 100% GARBAGE!Why On EARTH Did Idiot Exploiter Get Called INTERNET EXPLORER?Its An INSULT To The Word INTERNET!

by IE SUCKS! November 2, 2008

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internet fifth

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.

Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!

by Buggy December 4, 2008

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