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One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.
John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.
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Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
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A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.
It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.
Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
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One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.
"They call me Bond. John Bond."
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A man with a dick that can unleash Niagara Falls on a girl. Alsoo has a nice ass
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A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.
Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*
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A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
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