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When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends
"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"
When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.
Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
That fence only took Juan Minute to build
Being someone’s seven minutes or being in someone’s seven minutes. Psychology says when you die, you are still partially conscious and your brain reviews the best parts of your life for seven minutes. If somebody says that to you, it means you have impacted them in a good way to the point they'll remember you at death.
“You’re my seven minutes.” He said to me.
An extremely short amount of time. The first word "minute" is pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable, followed by a soft second syllable. The second word "minute" is pronounced with the emphasis on the second syllable, and a soft first syllable. This sounds like, "MINute minUTE."
I cannot believe time has passed. That was like a "minute minute"
A period of time typically used in conjunction with an action performed on the Microsoft Azure platform. This can occur instantly, but in most cases will take much longer.
I've just changed that setting, it'll be available in an Azure Minute.