butt monster

somone who loves it in the butt.

David: "Chris.......no matter what, you always seem to have sex with that chick in the butt."

Chris: "I know dude, that's why we call her the butt monster!

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Box Monster

The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.

When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!

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Meth Monster

The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.

Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10

1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth

Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth

*pulls out a gun

Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!

* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe

Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.

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cookie monster

The furry blue monster who eats large amounts of cookies on children's TV.

The cookie monster better quit eating too many cookies, or else he's gonna be obese.

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Monster Dick

A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.

Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!

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cookie monster

a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits

Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."

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cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice

Dylan was a real cum monster last night

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