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Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022


Sea Mouse

When someone named Seamus, gets a nickname brocken down to the point where it turns into Sea Mouse.

Seamus - Sea mus - Sea Mouse

by The Ark Maker February 3, 2018


Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019


Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019


golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...

Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...

by fookme April 19, 2004


cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017


Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.

n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."

by Word Burglar December 31, 2010