Fukin Owned

You did that shit well bitch. Congrats.

Jim- dude I just took a shit like a boss.

James- wowo dude, u Fukin Owned that literal shit.

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

You don't own it

Oh! So you DO know that I did the thing I'm saying a did. Good. That means you know I'm better than you and you're fully aware of your place beneath me. Fantastic. That's exactly how I want you to feel. Inferior. Because you ARE that.

Hym " 'You don't own it' he says. So, people don't own the contents of their own minds. Fantastic. That's going to work out great for everyone."

Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.

Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"

Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "