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The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
John had a Red Santa after coming up for air.
When the police officer asks you what colour the traffic lights were when you went over.
Bob: No officer, it was an orange, an orangey red.
Officer: Sounds like a red to me.
Bob: Well, if I went on a green, my brother might be coming the other way.
A Republican Who’s parents are biologically related. Inbred Reds tend to be white people and live in the south
Don’t listen to Tommy’s Facebook posts, he’s a crazy inbred red.
If a girl asks another "girl in red?" she's asking if that girl is into dating/likes girls
cute girl: *posts a tiktok*
girls in the comments: "girl in red?"
When a girl has her period in the shower
Dude there is blood all over the shower, i think my girlfriend had a red waterfall.
When your penis is ripped from your body in a mosh pit.
I would love to go to the mosh pit, but i'm afraid i might not be covered for a red zeppelin by my health insurance.
When you go down on a girl while she is having her period.
I'm red boxing Michelle tonight, I am not getting enough iron in my diet.