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Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021


Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 17, 2022


Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name March 1, 2012


taint play

To play with one’s taint

Hey babe how’s about a little taint play before bed?

by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021


The Tainted Rose

The Finest Pirate Crew in the Universe!

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!

by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022


tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first June 2, 2011


Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!

Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!

by MS.M-R February 4, 2021