A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.
Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.
A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.
"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"
a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down
There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.
The tanlines you get when wearing flip flops or thongs
I can tell you were out in the sun all day your feetkini tan really shows
tan bogie is the leader of the tan crew a small group of friends from a very small town in pennsylvania
whats up tan bogie are you baked???
A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.
stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it
When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world
Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.