Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

Amiibo Mario

A Mario Amiibo in a wedding suit (Super Mario Odessey)

I used my Amiibo Mario on Amiibo tap on my WiiU and it gave me Super Mario Bros.

Mario Velázquez

Daddy

Mario Velázquez is my daddy

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

mario kid

A 13 year old Loves Mario too much Never quit

Mario kid : let’s play Mario

Other kid : no

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

mid

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111