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The act of two men covered in oil jerking each other off until one “blows his load”
the only way we could settle this was with a italian oil wrestling match
When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles
"I just made an Italian bubble bath."
Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?
The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
The spiciest of meatballs
Homie 1: "Hey bro, you want some spicy Italian bois with your speget?"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"
The opposite of Italian Wedding Soup in which a guy is pissed off at his woman, so he goes out and bangs a girl raw dog and then hurries home without cleaning up to get a blow job, making her get a mouthful of some other chicks pussy juice.
Dude: Brah, Janet pissed me off hardcore today, so I am gonna give her an Italian Breath Mint later. Teach that bitch!
Brah: Dude, I know just the slut, real smelly down there, use her all the time for mints.
When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.