The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles
"I just made an Italian bubble bath."
Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?
When you try to conceal a raging boner by placing it between your clothing waistline and stomach
"I had to make an Italian Belt Buckle before I stood up in class"
When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
The opposite of Italian Wedding Soup in which a guy is pissed off at his woman, so he goes out and bangs a girl raw dog and then hurries home without cleaning up to get a blow job, making her get a mouthful of some other chicks pussy juice.
Dude: Brah, Janet pissed me off hardcore today, so I am gonna give her an Italian Breath Mint later. Teach that bitch!
Brah: Dude, I know just the slut, real smelly down there, use her all the time for mints.
The spiciest of meatballs
Homie 1: "Hey bro, you want some spicy Italian bois with your speget?"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"