“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”
Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.
jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.
Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.
Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?
Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?
the most FUCKING amazing person love scars to the max has a broken heart HBK for life has an amzing best friend and is sexy as fuck
jacob norris is sexy
jacob mcnulty is so hot i wish i could just be his i wanna kiss him and live with him please let him be mine oh god please
jacob mcnulty is so hot