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Hotest MILF EVER!!!! she is kinda loose but u know its all good ... if anyone wants to get a hold of her ... shes probobly everynigth at seb's house or jordans
WOW SHES HOT.
I KNOW! its gobis mom
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A crazy bitch with no job who does nothing but watch TV, bitch, and eat. She spends about 12 hours of her day in front of the TV, and the rest sleeping. She manages to con her new husband into giving her whatever she wants, and does everything she can to make living in that particular house a living hell.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
Any bitch that your dad decided to live with is an example of a step mom.
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2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.
Martha's a security mom. She thinks the war in Iraq made sense.
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Milf('s) who drive high quality Porsche('s).
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.
"Ugh, that Porsche mom is *so* hot.. "
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"
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I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about
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The chick I fucked last night.
"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"
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