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Twitter

Worlds most fucked up social media

person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3

by eee eee May 29, 2021


Twitter

Hell in the form of a social media website

What ever you do NEVER GO ON TWITTER

by albertfingernoodle December 23, 2022


Twitter

The dark web of pornhub

Dude1: dude you okay?
Dude2: nah bro I was on Twitter

by Pn.lexii February 14, 2022


TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.

Twitter's actual mission statement:

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 15, 2021


Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

by Tibonezone December 21, 2022


Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"

I dont want to go to twitter.

by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022


Twitter

Oh no! Is it censoring you documentary!? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I thought Elon was the savior!? I thought he was the savior! I thought he was saving America, Dave! What happened!? I thought he was saving America!

Hym "OH NO! LEAVE CONSERVATIVES ALONE! STOP CENSORING THEM! THE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF SELECTIVE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES THAT THEY ARBITRATE AS THE SELF-APPOINTED MORAL ARBITERS OF HYMANITY! YOU CAN'T CENSOR THEM! THEY ARE THE MOST VIRTUOUS ONE! THEY'RE THE EXALTED ONE! WE NEED THEM AND THEIR MORAL POSTURING ON TWITTER OR ELSE WE WON'T DO WHAT THEY WANT US TO DO! EEELOOOOOOON!!!! EEEEELOOOOON SAVE UUUUUUUUUS!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELON!!!!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2023