when you have an itchy willy
Leonie: I have an itchy willy
the penile equivalent of a wet willy, which is sticking your penis into someone else's ear.
"Dude, while he's sleeping, give him a white willy and take a picture!"
You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.
Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.
When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.
Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!
to put things that shouldn't be in things all up in things
Man, jesse you can't be putting pop rocks all willie-nillie in things like that...
the beat off or beat it see to flog the dolphin
The BMODL freed willy in the prostitutes eye.
1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.
2. Possibly the coolest man alive.
3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.
4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.
Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.