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What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.
"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."
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when you have an itchy willy
Leonie: I have an itchy willy
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the penile equivalent of a wet willy, which is sticking your penis into someone else's ear.
"Dude, while he's sleeping, give him a white willy and take a picture!"
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You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.
Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.
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When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.
Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!
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to put things that shouldn't be in things all up in things
Man, jesse you can't be putting pop rocks all willie-nillie in things like that...
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the beat off or beat it see to flog the dolphin
The BMODL freed willy in the prostitutes eye.
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