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The first black president in the history of the United States. If he succeeds (fixes ecomony, calms middle east etc.), he will go down as the greatest president of all time, at least to democrats. If he fails, he will go down as the "muslim" who ruined america, even though hes not actually muslim.
If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"
Fails: "Barack Hussein Obama was probabaly a secret muslim who wanted to destroy America."
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obama was the llama was ridin a a mini-llama w/ his mama in the shama!!!! (thats not even a word folks!!!)
the presidential candidate is such an OBAMA THE LLAMA!!!
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When a barackhead says something that is easily shown to be untrue, but refuses to admit it despite being shown they were wrong.
barackhead
obamanation
Obama Nut Punch
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.
Response: OH YEAH?!?!? OBAMA SHELTERS BATTERED WOMEN IN HIS BASEMENT!!!
Uh... no he doesn't.
*obscenity laced rant in caps*
No, sorry. You lose! You made a total Obama Eff Up!
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The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.
barackhead
obamanation
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.
Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.
Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!
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Obama's full name. His middle name is emphasized by haters to imply similarity to Saddam Hussein, or that he is radical Muslim (which Saddam was not). The other candidates say they oppose this tactic as juvenile name-calling, but their supporters keep doing it.
McCain reamed talk radio goon Bill Cunningham for chanting "barack HUSSEIN obama" over and over again.
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The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.
Black Guy: "You racist man"
White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."
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1. The only true comeback to a preppy blonde drama queen.
2. Greatest comeback ever.
3. Way to shut up stupid middle schoolers.
4. Best way to win an arguement with a Democrat.
Girl: "OMG, blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch, no one cares blah blah, like, omg, blah."
Guy: "Holy crap save the drama for obama"
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