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A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
Hey you chopping wood back there?
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An expression of respect, approval, or recognition directed at a person, usually one who has achieved something noteworthy or completed a job well done. Comes from the similar-meaning phrases "kudos" and "props," which, when put together, create the phrase "Kudo-props," and hence, the rhyming "Judo Chops."
Dude, you just landed a date with Megan Fox?? Judo Chops!!
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When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.
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The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.
Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.
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the means of assulting an other person, animal or object in a karate like manner with your hands. Usually with plams and fingers positioned straight out and moving in a vertical up and down motion. {originated in china)
'im gonna give you the chop suey-ing of your life!'
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Racial slur referring to the utensils commonly used to eat Chinese food by them Crazns.
White: Yo, check out that chop stick.
White2: Yeah, she sure is Asian.
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Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.
Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!
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