Random
Source Code
Random
Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.
That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!
When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.
One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite
Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women
"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"
When the eyes look very red as opposed to the normal white coloring of the eyeball.
Dude, do you have the cozain syndrome? Your eyes are lookin really red.
A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.
My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.
When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people
Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
When a girl likes a guy for 5 minutes and then decides she only wants him as a friend
"Oh my god the date was so good, I love his personality and he's so cute, but I think I wanna keep him as a friend"
"Damn...you got Sasha Syndrome huh...?"
Das Dino-Syndrom ist eine schwere Krankheit, die für einen Typen steht, der einen anderen Vater hat, als er denkt, ist 150 cm „groß“ ist und so verdammt hässlich. Oh, fast vergessen, er stinkt!
z.B.:
„Hey guys ich expose Frauen“
„Guck mal wie hässlich ich bin, ich hab das Dino-Syndrom“