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A lesbian girl who is neither white nor brown and wants to know the definition of teabagging.
Our DTG (dirty tan girl) friend came over last night for dinner and tea.
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-can't cook
-mcdonalds
-charge they phone
-twerk
-be bisexual
-eat hot chip and lie
girls born after 1993 SUX!!!!!!!
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Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls
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A girl who you know is taken (married has a boyfriend etc.) but you hang out and feel a vibe resulting in talking to yourself about her in front of a mirror
“One drink and that’s it. Don’t be rude. Drink your drink… do it quickly. Say good night… and go home. You see this is a moral test of one’s self, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because being loyal is very important. You’re gonna go out there and say, ‘Good night, I’ve had a very lovely evening’… walk out the door, go home, jerk off, and that’s all you’re gonna do.” Vincent Vega in front of a mirror after his date with Mia Wallace PULP FICTION (1994)
"Oh man this girl is amazing she loves WWE and Bray Wyatt but she's married Oh well that makes her a Vincent Vega Mirror Girl"
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When you see a girl walking around with seven ponytails, each one in a different completely unnatural colour, standard-issue piercings in all the standard-issue places, and standard-issue tattoos all over the place ... in an outfit of that special over-the-top gothic style that marks someone who's trying way too hard ... and who has obviously sunk many hours of time, many thousands of dollars, and her future prospects for a career outside the sex industry into looking like a bizarre species of camwhore, odds are she holds a diploma from this fine institution.
Wow! Another proud graduate of the Suicide Girls Academy of Style!" "Shit, doesn't she know that even the Suicide Girls don't wear that crap on the street?
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Girls who have AirPods, vans, leggings, and Starbucks. Total sluts
Spencer is dating Jennie, who is a total basic white girl 2019
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she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.
you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish
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