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When you see a girl walking around with seven ponytails, each one in a different completely unnatural colour, standard-issue piercings in all the standard-issue places, and standard-issue tattoos all over the place ... in an outfit of that special over-the-top gothic style that marks someone who's trying way too hard ... and who has obviously sunk many hours of time, many thousands of dollars, and her future prospects for a career outside the sex industry into looking like a bizarre species of camwhore, odds are she holds a diploma from this fine institution.
Wow! Another proud graduate of the Suicide Girls Academy of Style!" "Shit, doesn't she know that even the Suicide Girls don't wear that crap on the street?
Girls who have AirPods, vans, leggings, and Starbucks. Total sluts
Spencer is dating Jennie, who is a total basic white girl 2019
she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.
you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish
Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.
I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.
Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.
OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!
An idiom illustrating young ladies who "hop" from shallow relationship to shallow relationship with well off men, primarily for gifts, especially jewelery (carats, karats).
Mortimer: I saw Winthrop and Billy Rae at the club with Bunny and Muffy last night.
Randolph: Oh no! We must cock block that, they're girls who eat carrots.
Used to describe a walk that makes you feel exceptionally good about yourself. It’s your world, and we are just living in it. Invented by Australian Radio and Podcast Host Mitch Churi.
I’m off for my daily HGW (hot girl walk) and I feel amazing!
A public all-girls high school in Adelaide, South Australia. It is impossible to emerge from that school without being completely fucked over in some way. In particular having your subject patterns messed up resulting in having to repeat a grade or having to move schools.
Girl 1: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
Ex-Mitcham Girl: "Thats totally fucked but you got to Mitcham Girls High School, what did you expect?"
Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Anne: "Mitcham Girls High School"
Kid: "Fucking sucks to be you!"