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Annoys. Gets under your skin. Aggravates. You understand.
Oh no, here comes that guy again. You wait on him because he cuts me.
At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.
God. That will be me in Ten freaking years
cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.
Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.
The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
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The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.
Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.
Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!