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you shove a penis in a pussy or an asshole
"I heard the bed squeaking loudly all night! what were you doing Anna!?
"...Me and Jack had sex last night"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
Friction between two or more human beings
Steve had sex with Vanessa last night.
haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.
ALMOST as good as food
Sex and food are both a solid 50/50
And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD
Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting
Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all
firebaughs asb favorite topic too talk about
ahhh yes, sex - the topic that always pops up in the asb gc
Face it we all have no gf
You looked this up because you
A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass
or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af
A is likely
Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass
Guy 2: Good jok- oh.