The A strong sickness of being the coolest fucking dude in the megaverse. People with HypoBrick syndrome are hand picked by jesus himself and are the coolest people. Anyone's name starting with every letter and character except H are undiagnosable with this syndrome.
"Did you hear about HypoBrick syndrome? No I'm too fucking stupid to hear about it I wish I was as cool as HypoBrick, the man himself a god among man."
Permanent passenger princess syndrome is a disease which makes individuals unable to drive which leads to permanent passenger princess status which is mostly common for women but is not exclusive to that gender.
Jett has permapp syndrome
One who is unable to take spice, does not have the ability to tolerate spice. Cannot be confused with not liking spice.
A: "Look at him, he cannot take spice at all, only can take ketchup!"
B: "Really, he has white man syndrome! HAHA"
When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.
We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.
A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.
I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!
A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.
Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.
What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!