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A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.
"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."
"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."
"Guys, football and beer anyone?"
"Hi Darling..."
(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"
What you feel when you’re a part of a fandom and you love the most hated character and you’re too ashamed to admit it
I’m too ashamed to even tell my friends I love her after what she did in the last episode, this is really bad love
1. When you love a crazy person even though it may be dangerous at times.
2. To be overly obsessed with loons (the birds) to the point of wearing loon sweaters and neck ties.
Example 1
Person 1
"I know he's crazy but I love him anyways!"
Person 2
"But he might kill you!"
Person 1
"YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO!!"
Example 2
Person 1
"OH HEY! Did you see her awesome loon sweater?"
Person 2
"oh yeah! I love how it matches his tie!"
Both together
"That's true Loon love! "
Biting someone as it to show affection to them.
Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….
A trans man named rio who has depression 3 siblings (probably) is bi and poly, has an amazing lover named solar. And his pronouns are he/him/they/them
Omg guys look! It’s jemgay loves me<3!! Let’s go give her a hug because he needs mental help
When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.
Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.
SOMETHING THAT IS A FUCKING FACT
Dylan loves bailee myers because shes literaly so fucking epic