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a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do
bro 1: hey sex penis
bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh
It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.
I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.
How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
A sex doll (also love doll or blowup doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation. The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a head, pelvis or other partial body, with the accessories (vagina, anus, mouth, penis) for sexual stimulation. The parts are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable.
How to take care of your realistic sex doll?
dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
The feeling of being horny and seeing women as more attractive.
Dude, her titties looking way fatter than usual. think my sex vision is acting up.
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex