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When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"
Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!
When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
Sampson syndrome
The man suffers from sampson syndrome
Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.
Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).
- A feeling or set of feelings including hatred, cowardice, close-mindedness, arrogance and anger associated with anime characters who pilot mechas or other large engines of war that cause mass destruction. Shinji syndrome is usually characterised by the main character (Usually someone who pilots the death machine) having a period of outright hatred for the thing he's doing, despite an episode ago wanting to pilot aforementioned death robot.
Shinji Ikari is a perfect example of this (And where this syndrome gets it's name) - in most of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Shinji refused to pilot Eva Unit-01 numerous times even though nearly half an episode later he was back in it's control plug.
"Why did Amuro refuse to pilot the Gundam, he was enjoying it a few minutes ago. Man's got Shinji Syndrome for sure."
A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise
J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?
L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH