No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

sex car

a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex

oh I got a new car!

oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars

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Sex car

"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"

Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"

Sex butter

Sex butter is a type of butter that is when a women lactates onto a male penis And they have sex or so long that the breastmilk turns into butter and then they spread that on toast and then they have a awesome eggs.

The sex butter is very good on toast

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

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Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.