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When two people love you a happy other very much…
Dylan- Mum what is sex
Mum- Well Dylan when two people love each other very much…
How I got your mother pregnant with logical deduction
me and your birthgiver had hot sex.
what is sex my mother wont tell me
me and my uncle love to do the sex
Sex is something some wait for, and some have sex early because they are bored. Sex is crazy fun, and sex is overrated. Chocolate or vanilla? What flavor do I choose? I chose a mixture of both. Delicious! Sometimes hot and sometimes cold.
What kind of sex do I want tonight?
An injury that happens during sex.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."