Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!
The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.
Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.
Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:
Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:
"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"
*NICECOCK.PNG*
Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further