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The act of dying by a cave spider getting you down to one heart and then a creeper blows you up.
"AHHHH!" "Poo poo caa caa!"
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when someone is being a bitch or is being evil or mean. Sometimes a term of endearment, alot of times something I say too avoid swearing.
"Your such a poo head!" *storms off*
"he was like, being a total poo head"
"OMG you freakin poo head" *laughs and hugs*
*glares at mother* "You are such a!....poo head"
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A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse.
Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!
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this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...
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Flies. See Fecal Fairies; Log Lepricauns & Excrement Elves. All lingering about or on fecal matter.
The country farm cloud tured out to be a swarm of Poo Pixies.
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a wet fart gone bad or another name for a Rhino
I thought I had to fart but I actually have a poo bubble in my slacks
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verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.
i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.
those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.
i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.
My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily
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