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Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.
Person 1: "lol i pwn"
Person 2: "u r the noob."
Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"
Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.
After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.
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a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
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Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy
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if you're reading this and you've been feeling suicidal, depressed, or just could use a little extra support right now, now that you matter and someone out there cares. that could be me, it could be your parents, it could be a long-lost friend or that person you always walk by in the hallway. we love you, and just remember that it's ok to be upset sometimes, but that you always deserve better.
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The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.
Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people
The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.
Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.
Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!
Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!