red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.

Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather

Red Obama

God. Red Obama was created by members of a discord server, and has been very popular.

1: Red Obama
2: Red Obama?
1: Red Obama Indeed!
3: GUYS STOP SAYING RED OBAMA!

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Inbred Red

A Republican Who’s parents are biologically related. Inbred Reds tend to be white people and live in the south

Don’t listen to Tommy’s Facebook posts, he’s a crazy inbred red.

red zipper

A bong hit. A mispronouncing of the word “rizzipper” , meaning a “rip” off the bong. This term would be spoken by an extremely stoned or retarded person.

Brian: “Cun I had a red zipper Twace ?
Trace: “ No B - I smoked it all”

Red Slobbin

1. Another name for Red Robin

2. Getting under the table dome at Red Robin

3. Receiving dome until your member turns red

1. Hey man lets go to Red Slobbin

2. Are you gonna give me a Red Slobbin at Red Slobbin

3. Dude you gave me a Red Slobbin!

Red X’er

A person who is given a simple task at his/her job. The most difficult part of the job is comparable to drawing a red X on a sheet of paper using a crayon. A person whose job could easily be given to either a chimpanzee or a preschooler.

“Can you give this work to Mike and make sure he has it done by Friday”

“Mike? He is a total Red X’er, you would be better off giving the work to my pet ferret”

Red boxing

When you go down on a girl while she is having her period.

I'm red boxing Michelle tonight, I am not getting enough iron in my diet.