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First referenced in Dave Chappelle's Special "Killing Them Softly", the hood baby can be spotted selling weed on a street corner of his/her natural environment (ie a ghetto) at an absurdly late hour (3am is ideal)....common characteristics of a hood baby are glassy eyes, droopy shoulders and dejected stare.
Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The Hood Baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
When a baby is accidentally killed from being left in a hot car too long.
Cindy returned to her car to find the summer heat had turned little Johnny into baby-q.
Sticking a bag of chips up your shirt and claiming that you are pregnant with child.
Jon was due to give birth to a mesquite BBQ chip baby, but a swift punch to the gut led to the termination of the pregnancy.
Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies
I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.
When you wear clothes that are too small and don't fit you to make yourself look like you have more muscles.
That kid in my lunch is wearing a baby gap shirt.
When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.
Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.
Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.