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gettin em semi-soft

Gettin em semi-soft is very similar to "gettin em hard." It means the same thing, but is only used when the situation is intense, but not that extreme.

Guy 1: Holy crap, that mof just shot him!

Guy 2: Gettin em semi-soft!

by Luke Ax August 14, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.

"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."

by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005

16πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


soft made cat

some body that hates on you and your homeboys for any reason

someone that dont have what you got

by virgil roberts May 9, 2003

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone

dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum

by boondogle September 25, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bro u r soft

A person who is soft

Bro u r softer than cake

by Howard274y2u2 January 8, 2018


Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019


San Diego Soft Serve

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.

He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.

by bigdamo94 August 23, 2006

13πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž