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a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.
Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.
When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.
I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.
A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly
I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore
To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
when the head so good it gives you the shits
shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea
When you nut in a girls mouth and before she spits/swallows says thank you and all of your cum drips down her chin.
Last night my gf did Virgin’s blowjob and my cum dripped don to her tits and it was fucking hilarious.