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"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"
Or
Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
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When a man and his dick is so big that you become inspired to give him a blowjob and nothing else.
Damn, I was at the club last night and I saw Rashawn and that large package he be carrying. Definitely blowjobable!
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Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob
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When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!
Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)
Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"
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1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
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How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.
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Sucking sensation on the penis for an orgasm.
Matt heard his mom shut the door behind her. He raced to the utility closet and got out the vacuum cleaner. He quickly took off his pants and boxers. His penis felt the fresh air. Matt had a boner. He plugged in the vacuum and switched it on.
He jammed his dick and ballsack into the nozzle and felt it suck. The setting was in the middle. He felt pleasure throughout his body. The blowjob felt amazing. He moaned and groaned. His penis became heavily coated with precum. He felt the head become heavy and swollen.
He let out a moan as he released jizz all inside the nozzle. Pleasure tingled in his cock. His penis let out lots of cum. He then decided to put it on maximum. It was so good. His cock and ballsack were covered with jizz and he loved the hard suck.
He became flaccid, and the vacuum cleaner was still sucking, so Matt went to switch it off. He was too far from the switch, so he tried taking out his penis. The vacuum cleaner was too strong. His balls started to ache. His penis was being stretched so much, it hurt. Cold air rushed and hit his balls. His genitals were being sucked on so hard, they were stuck. He fell to the ground, unable to get up.
He was stuck for about an hour now, and his balls were hurting so bad. His dick was numb and flaccid. He was trapped in the blowjob. His testicles were red and blotchy. His genitals were droopy and semen covered. The vacuum cleaner didn’t stop sucking. It even felt as it sucked harder every minute.
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