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When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!
I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!
When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.
I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted
Clxwn...Clock is a TikToker with few followers, they post comedy and danganronpa edits.
Danganronpa: An Anime about teens trapped together and a bear (Monokuma) shows up and announces that they have to murder each other to graduate.
Person 1: Have you seen Clxwn...Clocks edits?
Person 2: Yea, their great!
To score a million views on a video.
I wish my videos could clock a milly on Instagram.